They have catalysts,
they speed things up.
But they don't have dogalysts.
If they did,
would they slow things down?
No.
That would be stupid.
Just like this poem.
Very, very stupid.
- posted by chris @ 10:24 AM

 
once i believed human life was sacred
then i started watching Cops.
what's so sacred about a drunken hillbilly?
what's so sacred about his knuckle tattoos?
what's so sacred about his ratty mullet head?
turn your hat around forwards and put on a shirt.

- posted by chris @ 9:50 AM